Soooo… some girlfriends and I decided we should start a bowling league and tonight was our first match/game/meet/thing.
I should probably start by stating there’s a REALLY good chance I’m going to become a bowling coach. My bowling is ridiculously on point. Like I can hit BOTH gutters, same roll. I’m THAT good. In fact, tonight… I bowled a 165. Granted that was the total of my three games combined, but still, a pretty solid showing if I do say so myself.
Friends… If there is one thing I know… It’s Awkward Behavior. Tonight’s PSA is in reference to Bro Bar Behavior–
- Sweatpants… No.
- Crotch self-grabbing, -digging and/or -cupping/massaging… No.
I will leave the Camo and Mullet (not shown) up to you. Choose wisely.
xoxo, Awkward Jean
(If you haven’t read the previous entry Welcome Back to the Land of the Living then I recommend starting there as this entry is Part II of that story…)
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I hate those girls. You know the ones. Those girls who fall for a guy and basically change everything about themselves. They stop hanging out with friends. They stop writing their blog. They take a job at a brewery, stop drinking and lose 60 pounds. Yeah. Those girls need to get their shit together.
I mean, don’t get me wrong, cutting back on drinking and taking better care of oneself to be healthier and happier is fine. But giving up a blog? Becoming a hermit? WORKING AT A BREWERY AND RARELY DRINKING THE AMAZING LIQUID GOLD BEING CREATED WITHIN??? Yeah, those girls suck.
Whew. Glad I’m not like that… anymore. #AwkwardJean2016 … I’m back. Continue reading